Question by Atheist Hooligan Diver Dude!: What are some really funny ways of saying you have to do #2?
Such as:

“The Hershey train needs a trip down the Hershey tunnel”

or

“I need to make a deposit into the porcelain bank”

Be creative!

Best answer:

Answer by kent_shakespear
“It’s time for me to make my throne speech.”

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Q&A: Is it mortgage fraud??

Question by Lai L: Is it mortgage fraud??
I knew someone with a $ 300k house, $ 275k mortgage….not yet in trouble with mortgage. He goes out to buy an investment property..rents it out for a few months….starts to default on his OWN mortgage….moves to the investment home…and bank forecloses on his first home. His mortgage was wiped clean…..and he’s living comfortably in “investment” home..less a lower mortgage payment.

Is that fair?

Best answer:

Answer by frak1a12345
It may not seem “fair” but it can be legal. I would bet that he is not living comfortably in the investment property. He would be there only because it is cheaper. If you think it is fraudulent then report him to the police.

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how to pay to buy yahoo product from UAE?

Question by masud: how to pay to buy yahoo product from UAE?
i want buy yahoo product, but how to complete payment from my bank visa card?
I have visa card of “abu dhabi islamic bank” “National bank of abu dhabi(prepaid card)” and “Emirates NBD” isn’t it support to buy yahoo product.pleas suggest me to help.

Best answer:

Answer by Spell Bound
1. You can’t
2. Wrong section

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Question by Pegasus13: Can a bank I owe money to, take Social Security funds from another bank I have an account at?
I owe money to Bank “A.” I’ve since opened a checking account at Bank “B.” If I have my monthly Social Security Direct Deposited to Bank “B,” can Bank “A” GET any of these funds? Social Security is my sole income.

Best answer:

Answer by tumbleweed1954
Not without a court order.

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Question by Pumpkin: does anyone know where i can find this quote by Rep. Pelosi in a newspaper because i need to cite it?
“Poor people are a luxury we just can”t afford,” said Rep. Pelosi, “They cost us a lot of money to maintain; what with food stamps, housing and health care. So if we can rapidly reduce the number of poor people through contraception and abortion, that”s a net gain for federal and state budgets, and a fast track to economic recovery. Every poor baby prevented is like money in the bank.”

Best answer:

Answer by Zinger II
If Pelosi said this, and it sounds about right, no self respecting liberal rag (all newspapers) would re-print it.

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Question by peraldo111: what does it say in the beginning of break my bank by new boyz?
the song “break my bank” by new boyz has this weird start and i dont know what it says.

Best answer:

Answer by Andy Six
I just listened to the song. They say their name. New Boyz.
If that’s not what you mean, sorry icon smile

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New WWE gimmick PPV’s?

Question by Rated R(Team Smackdown member): New WWE gimmick PPV’s?
WWE’s 2009 financial results revealed a sharp decline in the 2009 Survivor Series PPV buyrate (down 26% from 2008) while the company’s new gimmick-themed events (Hell in a Cell, Bragging Rights, TLC) all did better than their 2008 counterparts.

Vince McMahon stated during this morning’s WWE conference call that the WWE Survivor Series title is “obsolete” and has “outlasted its usage.” He said WWE does not intend on using the name moving forward. As a result, it appears WWE is considering more gimick-themed PPVs, including several concepts used back in WCW.

In a survey sent out to the WWE Universe this morning, WWE asks fans what their level of interest is in the following potential PPV event themes:

Tournament Event: Single elimination “bracket style” tournament where Superstars would compete in multiple matches during the night to become the tournament winner.

Street Fight Event: Main events would include”street fight” matches where there are no disqualifications and pin-falls count anywhere. Superstars often compete in normal street clothes.

Legends Event: Match participants would include WWE Legends from the past.

Money in the Bank Event: The main event “Money in the Bank” match requires Superstars to climb a ladder and retrieve a briefcase hung high above the ring. The winner can “cash in” the briefcase for a championship title shot throughout the year. Qualifying matches earlier in the event will determine participants for the “Money in the Bank” match.

WWE Draft Event: WWE’s annual Draft where Superstars and Divas learn which brand they’ll be a part of for the next year. The Draft is often the beginning of new conflicts and matchups.

Battle Bowl Event: Random tag-teams compete together – sometimes arch rivals – with the winning teams being put in a 2-ring Battle Royal. The winner could potentially receive a championship title match.

Roulette Event: Main event match stipulations would be determined by the spin of a roulette-type wheel.

War Games Event: Teams of 5 collide in 2 cages. 2 participants begin the match with a new participant added every 5 minutes. This process is alternated between teams until all members from both teams are present.)

WHICH MATCH WOULD YOU PREFER? I WOULD PREFER THE STREET FIGHT MATCHES IN NORMAL STREET CLOTHES..

Best answer:

Answer by Red Sexy Cerebral Phenom
Roulette. It reminds me of Taboo Tuesday.

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Question by Richard V: Why is it that War is a priority but the basic needs of people in this country are not?
Candidate Barack Obama: “The first thing I will do as President is get our troops home. Take that to the bank.”

Best answer:

Answer by Bibigirl
I guess no one noticed that since he took office the banks are broke.

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Question by Shivam K: a world lit only by fire questions? please answer as many questions as you can.?
1. Whose country was “the back of a horse”? What does it mean?

2. How many conquered rebels did Charlemagne have beheaded for refusing baptism?

3. Who was the first to teach that sex was evil and that salvation was possible only through the intercession of the Virgin Mary?

4. What did Canossa symbolize? Is it a valid symbol?

5. Who was “history’s most celebrated iconoclast” and why?

6. “At any given moment the most dangerous enemy in Europe was ___ .” Who was it? (p.37)

7. Why were papal proclamations called “bulls”?

8. What factors led to the demise of knighthood?

9. When was Aristotle rediscovered by the West?

10. After Magellan, who was the next to navigate the “Straits of Magellan” successfully and survive to tell the tale?

11. What was a “blackbirder”?

12. What was the fate of Iberian Jews near the end of the 15th century?

13. What was “perhaps the most celebrated crime of the Middle Ages”?

14. What country were the Borgia’s from, and how did they become popes?

15. Who said, “God has given us the papacy, let us enjoy it.”

16. When did the Roman Catholic Church establish the rule of celibacy for the clergy?

17. Who was “the ultimate pontifical disaster”, and why?

18. Who declared that the pope “is no longer a Christian.” He is an infidel, a heretic, and as such has ceased to be a pope?”

19. Who attempted to have the leaders of the Medici family in Florence murdered during Mass in the Cathedral?

20. What was Europe’s most populous country in 1500, and what was its population?

21. What were the 3 largest cities in Europe in 1500, and what were their populations?

22. What was the banking family that became prominent in the Hansa and then in all of Europe?

23. Half of all people died before reaching what age?

24. What were lepers, prostitutes, and Jews required to wear?

25. What was it illegal to wear unless you were nobly born (aristocratic)?

26. Who built the first standing clock in England, and when?

27. What was used as a substitute for long prison sentences?

28. When was the use of a diamond as an engagement ring introduced, and where?

29. At what age could girls legally marry? What about boys?

30. Who were the cleanest people in Europe? (p. 68)

31. Who described life as being “nasty, brutish, and short”? (p. 92)

32. In 1513, who became “first painter and engineer” to Frances I?

33. What subjects made up the trivium and the quadrivium?

34. Who fought and died in “the Great Slaughter”?

35. What did Sir Thomas More denounce as “as profitable as milking a he-goat into a sieve”?

36. What did Martin Luther identify as the greatest enemy of faith?

37. What two challenges did Humanism present to the Church?

38. What was Erasmus’ father’s profession?

39. What special gift did Erasmus possess which gave him a great influence upon the upper and middle classes?

40. Who was the “warrior pope”?

41. What consistent theme of Erasmus’ works enraged the clergy?

42. What crisis led Pope Leo X to announce a “special sale” of indulgences in 1517?

43. Who became “the most famous man to misjudge Professor Martin Luther”?

44. What did Satan and Luther throw at each other (allegedly)?

45. Where was Luther when he experienced his great insight into God’s justice and man’s salvation?

46. To what aspect of indulgences did Luther object most of all?

47. What was suggested by “Pitchfork John”?

48. How did Luther escape arrest in Augsburg in October, 1518?

49. What position taken by Luther in debate with Eck at Leipzig in 1519 revealed him as “an unshriven, unrepentant apostate”?

50. List those who votes elected the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.

51. How did Luther exploit the rising spirit of German nationalism (Herrenvolk)?

52. To what was Luther referring when he wrote in 1520, “We here come to the heart of the matter.”?

53. What did Luther find more acceptable than divorce?

54. What did Erasmus say were Luther’s 2 major blunders?

55. At the Diet of Worms, what did Luther offer to recant?

56. To what was historian Thomas Carlyle referring when he spoke of “the greatest moment in the modern history of man”?

57. Who said, “I do not admit that my doctrine can be judged by anyone, even by angels.”?

58. Who laid the egg that Luther hatched?

59. When was Erasmus excommunicated and branded a heretic?

60. Whose body was quartered and then burned on a pile of excrement?

61. How did Luther view Copernicus?

62. How did Calvin deal with the issues of abortion and illegitimacy?

63. “In truth everyone is convinced that all this has happened as a judgment of God on the great tyranny and disorders of the papal court.” To what was the speaker referring (in 1526)?

64. What is the meaning of the title of the book, “a world lit only by fire”?

65. For what profession had Henry VIII been trained,

Best answer:

Answer by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►jkjkhardcore◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌
1. Whose country was “the back of a horse”? What does it mean?
America it means we fight from the back of a horse

2. How many conquered rebels did Charlemagne have beheaded for refusing baptism?69

3. Who was the first to teach that sex was evil and that salvation was possible only through the intercession of the Virgin Mary?catholics

4. What did Canossa symbolize? Is it a valid symbol?it symbolized freedom no it’s not

5. Who was “history’s most celebrated iconoclast” and why?hitler

6. “At any given moment the most dangerous enemy in Europe was ___ .” Who was it? (p.37)hitler

7. Why were papal proclamations called “bulls”?because they were bullcrap

8. What factors led to the demise of knighthood?guns

9. When was Aristotle rediscovered by the West?when they decided to listen to him

10. After Magellan, who was the next to navigate the “Straits of Magellan” successfully and survive to tell the tale?
christopher columbus
11. What was a “blackbirder”?your mom

12. What was the fate of Iberian Jews near the end of the 15th century?they were sent away most likely germany

13. What was “perhaps the most celebrated crime of the Middle Ages”?rape

14. What country were the Borgia’s from, and how did they become popes?they used their influence and wealth to buy positions of power

15. Who said, “God has given us the papacy, let us enjoy it.”
the pope
16. When did the Roman Catholic Church establish the rule of celibacy for the clergy?when they decided to fondle little boys sometime during the creation of the catholic church

17. Who was “the ultimate pontifical disaster”, and why?
hitler becuase he killed people
18. Who declared that the pope “is no longer a Christian.” He is an infidel, a heretic, and as such has ceased to be a pope?”
hitler
19. Who attempted to have the leaders of the Medici family in Florence murdered during Mass in the Cathedral?hitler

20. What was Europe’s most populous country in 1500, and what was its population?
150+135-180 was the population
21. What were the 3 largest cities in Europe in 1500, and what were their populations?france-100% england 150% and former rome 60%

22. What was the banking family that became prominent in the Hansa and then in all of Europe?goldberg

23. Half of all people died before reaching what age?
30
24. What were lepers, prostitutes, and Jews required to wear?
a star of david
25. What was it illegal to wear unless you were nobly born (aristocratic)?a cape

26. Who built the first standing clock in England, and when?
big clock ben to wake everyone up
27. What was used as a substitute for long prison sentences?
death penalty
28. When was the use of a diamond as an engagement ring introduced, and where?
when little girls got married in france
29. At what age could girls legally marry? What about boys?
14 .. 12
30. Who were the cleanest people in Europe? (p. 68)
you were
31. Who described life as being “nasty, brutish, and short”? (p. 92)
napolean
32. In 1513, who became “first painter and engineer” to Frances I?
the mona lisa
33. What subjects made up the trivium and the quadrivium?
physics
34. Who fought and died in “the Great Slaughter”?
cats vs rats
35. What did Sir Thomas More denounce as “as profitable as milking a he-goat into a sieve”?prostitutes

36. What did Martin Luther identify as the greatest enemy of faith?
the government
37. What two challenges did Humanism present to the Church?
starving children (little boys) and rats
38. What was Erasmus’ father’s profession?
clock maker
39. What special gift did Erasmus possess which gave him a great influence upon the upper and middle classes?
he woke everyone up with big ben
40. Who was the “warrior pope”?
Pope jesus christ
41. What consistent theme of Erasmus’ works enraged the clergy?
waking everyone up with a silly clock

42. What crisis led Pope Leo X to announce a “special sale” of indulgences in 1517?
the financial crisis of 1517
43. Who became “the most famous man to misjudge Professor Martin Luther”?the guy who shot him

44. What did Satan and Luther throw at each other (allegedly)?
pies
45. Where was Luther when he experienced his great insight into God’s justice and man’s salvation?
he was sitting on his porch eating an apple
46. To what aspect of indulgences did Luther object most of all?
kindness
47. What was suggested by “Pitchfork John”?
to commit suicide
48. How did Luther escape arrest in Augsburg in October, 1518?
he jumped out of a flaming building while swinging a sword and screaming FREEDOMMMM!
49. What position taken by Luther in debate with Eck at Leipzig in 1519 revealed him as “an unshriven, unrepentant apostate”?
missionary
50. List those who votes elected the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. the liberals and african americans

51. How did Luther exploit the rising spirit of German nationalism (Herrenvolk)? he said hey.. lets kill jewish people and they did.

52. To what was

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Question by Fuzzy: Should we walk away because the only loan mod on the table is NOT GOOD at our age!?
We bought five years ago in prime, BUT we (thought) we bought smart! In a nutshell, we were “nearly harassed” by our bank to refinance after only one year and had long discussions about our being “too conservative” and needing to “use the equity in the house to update it and double your money.” Of course we didn’t expect to double it, BUT people were doing just that all around us (even triple!). Now, at the end of our 3-year adjustable rate mortgage (originally had a fixed of only 5%!) and lost one job, the second one’s pay got cut, etc. etc. we were still okay! Cut back to a VERY LEAN lifestyle without cable TV, etc. etc. etc.
The ONLY thing the bank (the servicer because it’s now a Freddie Mac loan) is willing to do “to help us” is change our loan to FORTY years at 3.75% which seems like a great rate, BUT they’ve tacked on $ 20,000 in “fees!” And by charging us fees AND adding ten years, what exactly are they “offering us?”
This house is worth $ 323,500 but the certified appraisal from March 2007 was $ 548,500 (that the bank itself paid for). NO ONE is selling in our neighborhood. They sit on the market for a year, then foreclose…

My question to anyone out there who can offer a “numbers opinion” is this: The total debt now including the equity line is $ 500,000! In 12 short years we’ll be 60 years old and only be 1/4 of the way through the loan, probably not making the same income! If we do get better jobs and have to move, say in three years, we HAVE to foreclose to get out of the house… better to do it NOW and start repairing credit before we’re SIXTY?
Using average projections, etc… this house won’t even let us break even and move in five years… more like ten but the cost to stay… even more by then, the roof, etc. could bankrupt us anyway… We have to decide tonight whether to take the deal or just foreclose and start a new life, be it full of headaches and lawyers for a couple of years…
We just lost another $ 2,500 in the past 30 days…

Walking away IS an option because “most” lenders are not going through with the costs associated with judgments and civil suits since it’s obvious we’re broke if we lost our only property…
If they do sue us, so be it. We have nothing and can easily live a cash/simple life just to be out of this nightmare that’s been going on since January!

The big question is… On a house worth $ 320,000 TODAY and losing more every month, how can we justify a brand new 40-year loan for $ 496,000 AT AGE 48. The age is key… Thanks again.
Short sale does not do less harm to your credit report since nowadays, most of the lenders are requiring you to sign a form guaranteeing the shortage! This makes it so that they don’t even HAVE to sue you! You’re agreeing to it! The same goes for “Deed in Lieu!” Basically, if you can’t stay in the house, you should foreclose once you REALLY learn all the legal details! The lenders are pushing the HYPE around short sales and deed in lieu only because it helps THEM! With the hundreds of thousands of foreclosures in this country, it’s only a matter of a couple of years before there are all kinds of “new loans! foreclosures okay!”

Best answer:

Answer by Bruce
My advice, which is worth everything you have paid for it, is to stick it out.

Housing prices will get better and the natural growth in the market will bail you out. Prices (over the long term) rise and fall.

Forclosure will haunt you for 7-10 years making anything you do, that much more expensive.

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